Archive for April, 2008

Things I Promise Barnabas Won’t Do

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

As I rode the train home from class last night at 10:30, I noticed that there were a handful of young kids on the train (under 2 years), and I said to myself that I would never have Barnabas out that late when he is that age. I don’t want to scream CHILD ABUSE and [...]

Boot

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

While a neurosurgeon, astronaut, or hockey player are still the top 3 professions for our young Barnabas, I think football kicker will be a close number 4. According to Kristen, he’s got the jimmy legs, constantly pounding the inside of her uterus with ferocious leg whips, which she’s felt for the past several weeks. Along [...]

Orest or Vladimir or Boris or Chikezie or…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Choosing a name for your child is the greatest decision you will ever make in your entire life. Let that hyperbole sink in a bit and then come back to the blog. Back? Good. So obviously it isn’t the most important thing, but it’s up there. I mean, names define people and, in turn, people [...]