Barnabas Monkeypants

Remember that crazy entry I posted a few weeks ago about how I’m going to buy Henry a calf when he turns 13 so he can eventually become a super-hero? Of course you do. Well, I don’t know if I have to go to such lengths. All I really have to do is get him a four-month-old baby, because let me tell you, carrying one of those around all day certainly builds muscle. My shoulders and biceps have ballooned to Schwarzenegger-like proportions.

This is good, because I don’t have to pay for a gym membership. Anything to save a few bucks.

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