Archive for the 'Preparation' Category

Nighty-Night

Friday, February 27th, 2009

The pediatrician practice Henry goes to has four different doctors. Until now, we’ve seen two of them, his primary doctor, Dr. Cahan, and the other most senior doctor, Dr. Weinstein. Both are different sorts of guys: one is a little brusque and the other is a more touchy feely. (Both are excellent.)
Today, for Henry’s six-month [...]

Cool Sides, Daddy-O

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

We like old stuff. Vintage stuff.
Our house is full of old furniture, comic books, clothing, and knick knacks that usually elicit strange responses from people who first come into our place. (What is that exactly? And where did you get it?) I think if I could live at any other time, it would be in [...]

This Place is Fancy

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

We’re at the hospital. Kristen’s good and drugged, and I’m hyper as a 6-year-old on birthday cake and ice cream.
More to come…

The Girl Who Cried Wolf

Monday, August 11th, 2008

(No baby yet.)
Now, with that out of the way, I have a funny story for you.
As much of an egomaniac this blog may make me seem, I am pretty humble. Honest. Here’s an example. For the past year, I’ve been taking writing classes at the Second City Training Center, which is the school attached to [...]

Bob Vila on Line 3

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Kristen and I bought our condo just over two years ago. For the most part, it was move-in ready, although we did do some painting and wallpapering. For the first 18 months or so, all the work we’d dome was mostly minor — barely cosmetic.
However, since things started ramping up for Barnabas, we’ve been going [...]

867-5309 JENNY!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

First off, my apologies to our “fan,” Caroline, who lives not in Grays but in Colchester, a good 40 miles away. All was not bad, however, as I was able to cancel my Grays Athletic t-shirt and replace it with a Colchester United — The U’s — order.
I’m hoping that Caroline can start our first [...]

Guerilla Marketing

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Okay. Another pithy, “Wow-I’ve-never-heard-that-before!” statement:
Having a baby is expensive.
It’s almost like opening up a store. (Ah, retail as a simile for parenting.) The start-up costs are huge. You have to buy fixtures (crib, dresser), gussy the place up (painting), stock up your merchandise before the first customer comes in the store (onesies, bedding, toys), and [...]

I’m Crazier Than You Think

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

I’ve determined that every parent (or parent to be) has one somewhat irrational thing that makes them go crazy. For some people, it’s going organic. Everything has to be organic. OH, MY GOD, POLYESTER JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD’S SKIN! PUT THEM IN THE SCRUBBER!
For other people, it’s CIA-like monitoring of the baby’s every move. (The [...]

48-Hours of Fun

Monday, July 14th, 2008

This was a really good weekend. Why, you ask? Let me elucidate:
1. I put the crib and dresser together. This is a momentous achievement seeing as how, if Kristen were to give birth to Barnabas today (which is not a good thing and we don’t want to happen), he would have a place to sleep. [...]

At Least He Won’t Be Sleeping on the Floor

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Still no pictures of the green walls… Kristen is lax in her duties.
But in the meantime, I’d like to continue my tirade against Wal-Mart.
You see, I’m going to admit something that I’m not proud of. It has torn my insides apart and keeps me up at night in fitful contemplation. Okay, here it goes…
We bought [...]